Yesterday, while perusing the wares at my local grocery, I came across a really awesome deal. Bell Peppers. A bushel of them for... get ready.... Two Bucks. *fans self* That's right, of course I needed a bushel of bell peppers. Who doesn't?
So that meant that I had to wash, chop and freeze them in fancy little individual cooking portions. A bushel of peppers... or was it a peck? I don't know.. Nobody actually cares. Anyhow, there were a good amount of peppers to process. Enough to cause me to turn "*lights start flashing, camera moves in for a close up*.... delirious...... Yes. I know there is no camera. Sigh.
Ok, so on with it. What I discovered is that pumpkins are NOT the most evil produce. Bell Peppers... Bell Peppers represent the most evil. They are beautiful on the outside: Shiny, wholesome, hearty, crisp... the list just goes on in the positive column for bell peppers. But on the inside? Oh their beauty is indeed skin deep. Look at what their virtuous skins belie:
Evil.
Evil.
Evil.
E.V.I.L.
Fruit of the Devil.
This one is more like... an evil sidekick. Like Simon & Hecubus...
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