Tuesday, August 2, 2011

ATTENTION DBS: IS THIS A NEW ENOUGH DAY FOR YA?

DBS,

LOoKinG foR SomEtHing?   WE  aRe HolDInG  YoUR PlAnT HoStAGe at An UndiScloSeD LoCAtIOn outSiDe oF toWn.  We WiLl   rEtURn  It SAfeLy   iN exChangE foR scotCh/coffee aNd plEnty Of cOoKiES or a million dollars.    Do NoT iNvOlve ThE PolIce oR the FloWeR wiLL Get It. 

We WiLL Be In ConTaCT.  DOn’t tRy To bE a HErO.  We ARe SeRioUs!!!1!  VeRy Serious. *serious expression*  We WiLL dO ThiNgS tO IT iF YoU dO nOt COmpLy....  GaRdeNy THinGs.

-The PlAntKnapPers

PS. We have KiLleX.
PpS.  I'Ve deAdhEaded iT and waTerEd it a bIt toO.
PppS.  It loOkS niCe By mY cAMpeR.





"Help me!"

"Just do what they say!"

"Cough Cough.. Hurrrrryyyyyy........"

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