LOoKinG foR SomEtHing? WE aRe HolDInG YoUR PlAnT HoStAGe at An UndiScloSeD LoCAtIOn outSiDe oF toWn. We WiLl rEtURn It SAfeLy iN exChangE foR scotCh/coffee aNd plEnty Of cOoKiES or a million dollars. Do NoT iNvOlve ThE PolIce oR the FloWeR wiLL Get It.
We WiLL Be In ConTaCT. DOn’t tRy To bE a HErO. We ARe SeRioUs!!!1! VeRy Serious. *serious expression* We WiLL dO ThiNgS tO IT iF YoU dO nOt COmpLy.... GaRdeNy THinGs.
-The PlAntKnapPers
PS. We have KiLleX.
PpS. I'Ve deAdhEaded iT and waTerEd it a bIt toO.
PppS. It loOkS niCe By mY cAMpeR.
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