WELL I NEVER.

Today I managed to escape for an hour of shopping alone. BLISS. So I called my dearest from Costco to ask him some kind of life or death question, he answered and I put the phone into my cart and carried on perusing the fine wares at Costco (read: fine wares=jumbo baby butt wipes and free dried mango samples..yummo).

WELL. I learned later on that I'd left the phone on and Mr Stalky Stalkerson LISTENED to the rest of my trip to Costco while I was totally unaware. SO I think I have earned a whole extra shopping trip alone since he surveiled me this time via his fancy spacephone. HE thinks he's SOOO funny and clever.

"I heard you talking to the check out people." *snicker snicker*
"You bought goldfish crackers" *snicker snicker*

HMPH.

I even bought him Costco pants and everything.

Neil says, "Tell your Geeksquad to come upstairs and look at the closet I organized." He'd better watch out, I might. Then you'll ALL judge him for organizing the socks alphabetically instead of chromatically and I'll have my revenge. OH how I'll LAUGH then!